Tracking the Madness

Ricky is turning 12.
I remember 12. It was all about boys. Desssperate love. But I get the impression that few boys were playing MASH or praying for Courtney*. So maybe he likes sports, I know he likes chess. And table tennis. What kind of kid does that make him?

The truth is, i see this little paper doll clothed in a cut-out sailor suit. I know it's not like that. In any case, this is one of the things i found googlin' "12th birthday boy".

Gift for Boy, 12: Stripper
Published: December 22, 1994
A man accused of hiring a stripper for his son's 12th-birthday party was arrested on Monday with his girlfriend and the dancer. The father, Edward L. Gordon, 35, told the police that he thought he was being "a cool dad" by arranging for the stripper, Chelsea Rose Wunderlich, 18, to perform for his son and two 12-year-old friends, the authorities said.

Okey dokey, then.

So, does this site's banner seem, um, fucked up? I mean where are the guns & drugs?

*Harbor Lights Middle School, 7the Grade, 1987